MORE ABOUT FORTUNE COOKIES
We ate at the Chinese Buffet yesterday. Ron's fortune read: "Your charm has inspired a secret admirer."
On the way home he exclaimed, "What will we do when we get home and the yard is swarming?"
"Swarming with what?"
"My secret admirers?"
First of all, it was ONE secret admirer. Is that wishful thinking, an active imagination or plum craziness?