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Tuesday, November 23, 2021

HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY - 11-23-2021

 


At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that he, too, is an excellent golfer.

Tiger is a bit skeptical that the blind musician can play golf well, but he's too polite to say anything.

"When I tee off, " the singer explains, "I have a guy call to me from the green. My sharp sense of hearing lets me aim."

Tiger is impressed, and Stevie suggests that they play a round. When Tiger agrees, Stevie asks, "How about if we play for $10,000 a hole?" Tiger insists he couldn't possibly play him for money because of his sight handicap.

But Stevie argues and badgers Tiger until Tiger finally relents. Stevie says, "You pick the place and I'll pick the time?"

Tiger says, "Fine. Pebble Beach."

Stevie replies, "Midnight!"
 
 







 

18 comments:

  1. As a retired English teacher, I truly admire your selection of funnies! First, Stevie Wonder made me laugh. Then the play on To Kill a Mockingbird. Then the play on arches, and so on! Happy Tuesday!

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  2. Forgot to log in before leaving my comment!

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  3. Midnight golf and to mock a killing bird!!brilliant and funny!!
    Hugs Cecilia

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  4. Very funny..all of them :)

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  5. Those were so good, that would have been a fun golf match!

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  6. Excellent LOL post for Fun Tuesday ~ Especially the golf joke ~ Xo

    Living in the moment,

    A ShutterBug Explores,
    aka (A Creative Harbor)

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  7. Hee! Hee! Purrfect! Mom laughed so hard reading the jokes that coffee came out her nose!
    Mocking Bird.....Bwa! Haa!! Haaa!!!!
    Thank you!

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  8. Thank you for my early morning smiles.

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  9. Loved the joke. You made me laugh out loud.

    Love all the funnies. We all need to smile more.

    Thank you for joining the Happy Tuesday Blog Hop.

    Have a fabulous Happy Tuesday. ♥

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  10. Loved Stevie and Tiger and thanks for explaining the 5 second rule:))

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  11. The Tiger Woods joke as something I had read before, but being as I forgot the punch line, it was still a laugh.

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  12. oooh! That poor turkey!
    Thanks for the chuckles :)

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  13. Run! Turkey, Run!

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  14. Oh my! Thank you so much for these laughs, Annie. I hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving.

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  15. Good ones especially the first one.

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  16. I lift and you grab. lolololol

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