At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that he, too, is an excellent golfer.
Tiger is a bit skeptical that the blind musician can play golf well, but he's too polite to say anything.
"When I tee off, " the singer explains, "I have a guy call to me from the green. My sharp sense of hearing lets me aim."
Tiger is impressed, and Stevie suggests that they play a round. When Tiger agrees, Stevie asks, "How about if we play for $10,000 a hole?" Tiger insists he couldn't possibly play him for money because of his sight handicap.
But Stevie argues and badgers Tiger until Tiger finally relents. Stevie says, "You pick the place and I'll pick the time?"
Tiger says, "Fine. Pebble Beach."
Stevie replies, "Midnight!"
"When I tee off, " the singer explains, "I have a guy call to me from the green. My sharp sense of hearing lets me aim."
Tiger is impressed, and Stevie suggests that they play a round. When Tiger agrees, Stevie asks, "How about if we play for $10,000 a hole?" Tiger insists he couldn't possibly play him for money because of his sight handicap.
But Stevie argues and badgers Tiger until Tiger finally relents. Stevie says, "You pick the place and I'll pick the time?"
Tiger says, "Fine. Pebble Beach."
Stevie replies, "Midnight!"
As a retired English teacher, I truly admire your selection of funnies! First, Stevie Wonder made me laugh. Then the play on To Kill a Mockingbird. Then the play on arches, and so on! Happy Tuesday!
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ReplyDeleteMidnight golf and to mock a killing bird!!brilliant and funny!!
ReplyDeleteHugs Cecilia
Very funny..all of them :)
ReplyDeleteThose were so good, that would have been a fun golf match!
ReplyDeleteExcellent LOL post for Fun Tuesday ~ Especially the golf joke ~ Xo
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Hee! Hee! Purrfect! Mom laughed so hard reading the jokes that coffee came out her nose!
ReplyDeleteMocking Bird.....Bwa! Haa!! Haaa!!!!
Thank you!
Thank you for my early morning smiles.
ReplyDeleteLoved the joke. You made me laugh out loud.
ReplyDeleteLove all the funnies. We all need to smile more.
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Have a fabulous Happy Tuesday. ♥
Loved Stevie and Tiger and thanks for explaining the 5 second rule:))
ReplyDeleteThe Tiger Woods joke as something I had read before, but being as I forgot the punch line, it was still a laugh.
ReplyDeleteoooh! That poor turkey!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the chuckles :)
Good ones!
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ReplyDeleteHappy Thanksgiving!
ReplyDeleteOh my! Thank you so much for these laughs, Annie. I hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving.
ReplyDeleteGood ones especially the first one.
ReplyDeleteI lift and you grab. lolololol
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