Frankie and Slim

Frankie and Slim
Happy New Year

Monday, August 17, 2026

Tuesday, August 04, 2026

HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY...08-04-2026

 







Laughter is good for the soul!
A joke or pun per day...


What’s a math teacher’s favorite place in NYC?
Times Square!

 

I like to talk about the Titanic whenever I meet someone new.
It's a great way to break the ice.

 

A woman gave birth to a son in the car on the way to the hospital. 
Her husband suggested they name the kid Carson.

 

The inventor of the USB drive has died.
Thanks for all the memory.

 

Today, I'm wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me…
Who forget to separate red laundry from white laundry.

 

I recently took a pole:
99% of people are annoyed when their tents fall down.

 

I don’t know how to act my age.
I’ve never been this old before. 



Monday, August 03, 2026

Friday, July 24, 2026

FRIDAY FACEOFFF...07-24-2026

 To share on Nicole's 
DV Artist Friday Face Off

Pencil Sketch Art Cards by EAGHL from 2017 

Celebrity attempts

Guess the Celebrity...


Friday, July 17, 2026

FRIDAY FACE OFF...07-17-2026

 

GRANDSON-IN LAW

Joe mentioned that he was the only family member I had not done a portrait of.  This is for his upcoming birthday and might go ahead and send it to him since he has a broken leg from playing soccer. It might cheer him up.

Grandson-In-law



Beth and Joe









Monday, July 06, 2026

QUESTION OF THE WEEK...07-06-2026

  1. If you could time-travel to any period in history, where would you go and why?

 

Tuesday, June 30, 2026

HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY...06-30-2026

 Clever Use of Words

 

 

    Dad, are we pyromaniacs?  Yes, we arson.

 

    She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I miss her still.

 

    What do you call a pig with laryngitis?  Disgruntled.

 

    Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?  Swarm.

 

    Just so everything is clear, I'm going to put my glasses on.

 

    I lost my job as a stage designer.  I left without making a scene.

 

    I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by.  I kneaded the dough.

 

    I lost my girlfriend's audio book, and now I'll never hear the end of it. So true...

 

    Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not c?  Because you can't "c" in the dark.

 

    When I told my contractor that I didn't want carpeted steps, he gave me a blank stare.

 

 

    I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.

 

    What do you say to comfort a friend who's struggling with grammar?  There, their, they're.

 

     I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarzenegger dolls are and he replied,

 

     "Aisle B, back."

 

    What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up their own incision?  Suture self.

 


Monday, June 29, 2026

Monday, June 22, 2026

Monday, June 01, 2026

Wednesday, May 27, 2026

MOVING RIGHT ALONG...05-27-2026

 I mentioned a while back about my cancer diagnosis.  Now with things moving around a bit they are looking more hopeful.  First will handle the heart failure problem and install a deliberator in my heart to keep me safe through cancer treatments. Next they will cut out the Urothelial tube that holds the one malignant growth.  (Yes, second diagnosis of another lump was benign) Then they will treat me with some form of medication that might help me avoid chemo. I am extremely hopeful now and hoping modern medicine will save me...as long as I keep having your thoughts and prayers.  Love you my blogger friends.