QUESTION OF THE WEEK...02-23-2026

If you could master any skill immediately, what would it be?

HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY...02-17-2026

  SKILLS FOR SENIORS

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road is paved with flat possums who couldn’t make a decision. 

Happiness is not having to set the alarm clock. 

When I get a headache I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says. 

Just once, I want the prompt for username and password to say, “Close enough.” 

Becoming an adult is the dumbest thing I’ve ever done. 

If you see me talking to myself, just move along. I’m self-employed. We’re having a meeting. 

“Your call is very important to us.  Please enjoy this 40-minute flute solo". 

Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags, or is it just me?

I  hate it when I can’t figure out how to operate the iPad and my tech support guy is asleep. He’s 5 and it’s past his bedtime. 

Today’s 3-year-olds can switch on laptops and open their favourite apps. When I was 3, I ate mud. 

So, you drive across town to a gym to walk on a treadmill?

I didn't make it to the gym today That makes five years in a row. 

I decided to stop calling the bathroom "John" and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning. 

Old age is coming at a really bad time. 

If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees. 

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet. 

Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway? 

Now, I'm wondering . . . did I send this to you, did you send it to me or have I only seen one copy? 

The Commandments for Seniors…… 

You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off. 

Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work. 

"On time" is, when you get there. 

Even duct tape can't fix stupid – but it sure does muffle the sound. 

It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free...and three sizes smaller. 

Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you. 

QUESTION OF THE WEEK...02-16-2026

Put your friends and family to the test this President's Day 2026

5 Challenging Presidential Trivia Questions

1. Q: Which president was often described as "so honest that if you turned his soul inside out there would not be a spot on it"?
   • A: James Monroe.
2. Q: Who was the first president to appear on television?
   • A: Franklin Delano Roosevelt (FDR) in 1939.
3. Q: Which president had a one-lane bowling alley built in the White House?
   • A: Richard Nixon.
4. Q: Who was the first president to visit all 50 states while in office?
   • A: Richard Nixon.
5. Q: Which president is remembered for delivering "front porch" campaign speeches?
   • A: Benjamin Harrison. 

FRIDAY FACE OFF...02-13-2026

 

Drawn for 29 Faces in 2023 by eaghl

Miss Kitty

Kitty was queen of the bar room

So sweet and young she looked.

She would lure men into the bar room

One look and they were hooked.

Kitty loved the Marshal

But the Marshal love his job.

One night a brawl was started

And the Kitty was in the mob.

She begged the Marshal not to jail her.

In her had she clutched a knife.

She begged and begged with all her might

And threatened to take  his life.

Lilies now are growing

Cause the Marshal closed his ears

And Kitty, the Queen of the bar rom

Just keeps on serving beers.

by Granny Annie at age 12

QUESTION OF THE WEEK...02-09-2026

If you could teleport anywhere right now, where would you go?

QUESTION OF THE WEEK...02-02-2026

 If you were stranded on a deserted island, what 3 things would you bring? 

HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY...01-27-2026

 

QUESTION OF THE WEEK...01-26-2026

 

• Would you rather have gills to breathe underwater or wings to fly?

QUESTION OF THE WEEK..different kind...01-19-2026

 Which professional wrestling icon appeared in the 1987 fantasy film "The Princess Bride"?

HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY...01-13-2026

 

QUESTION OF THE WEEK...01-12-2026

 If you could meet any author, who would it be and why?

HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY...01-06-2026

 

QUESTION OF THE WEEK...01-05-2026

  If you got to choose your name, what would it be and why?

WORDLESS WEDNESDAY...01-03-2026

 
                                          

FRIDAY FACE OFF...01-02-2026

 

Clark Gable marker art by eaghl/2021

THURSDAY...O1-01-2026

 Just because I cannot leave Thursday blank.

HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY...12-30-2025

 

QUESTION OF THE WEEK...12-29-2025

 If you were an inanimate object, what would 

you be and why?

FRIDAY FACE OFF...12-26-2025

 

FOR ALL AROUND THE WORLD THIS DAY...12-25-2025

 This is my annual Christmas header for my blog. I designed it in 2009 and used my marker portrait of Christ. I am wishing each of you a Merry Christmas and hope your faith from whatever your beliefs will bring you comfort and joy.