HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY...06-30-2026

 Clever Use of Words

 

 

    Dad, are we pyromaniacs?  Yes, we arson.

 

    She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I miss her still.

 

    What do you call a pig with laryngitis?  Disgruntled.

 

    Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?  Swarm.

 

    Just so everything is clear, I'm going to put my glasses on.

 

    I lost my job as a stage designer.  I left without making a scene.

 

    I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by.  I kneaded the dough.

 

    I lost my girlfriend's audio book, and now I'll never hear the end of it. So true...

 

    Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not c?  Because you can't "c" in the dark.

 

    When I told my contractor that I didn't want carpeted steps, he gave me a blank stare.

 

 

    I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.

 

    What do you say to comfort a friend who's struggling with grammar?  There, their, they're.

 

     I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarzenegger dolls are and he replied,

 

     "Aisle B, back."

 

    What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up their own incision?  Suture self.

 

QUESTI0N OF THE WEEK ... 6-29-2026

If you had to live in a TV show for a month, which show would you choose?

HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY...06-23--2026

  

QUESTION OF THE WEEK...06-22-2026

What’s your favorite TV show or movie of all time?

QUESTION OF THE WEEK...06-15-2026

 What’s your go-to comfort food?

QUESTION OF THE WEEK...06-01-2026

Would you rather have a flying car or a personal robot assistant?

JUST STUFF...05-31-2026

 

FRIDAY FACE OFF...05-29-2026

2 1/2 by 3 1/2 art card BY EAGHL 2013

MOVING RIGHT ALONG...05-27-2026

 I mentioned a while back about my cancer diagnosis.  Now with things moving around a bit they are looking more hopeful.  First will handle the heart failure problem and install a deliberator in my heart to keep me safe through cancer treatments. Next they will cut out the Urothelial tube that holds the one malignant growth.  (Yes, second diagnosis of another lump was benign) Then they will treat me with some form of medication that might help me avoid chemo. I am extremely hopeful now and hoping modern medicine will save me...as long as I keep having your thoughts and prayers.  Love you my blogger friends.

HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY...05-26-2026

 

QUESTION OF THE WEEK...05=25-2026

What is your theme song when entering a room?  

 

HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY...05-19-2026

 

QUESTION OF THE WEEK...05-18-2026

 

What movie made you cry the most?

STORY JUST FOR TODAY...05-15-2026

 HELLO HAROLD

Harold showed up every evening, making sure the dogs and I were asleep.  The silly mouse left messages of mouse poop to assure me he had been here. That was not a smart thing to do.  Otherwise he was a cautious fellow.

A friend suggested I try a glue trap to catch Harold.  I had some already and set one out with a snack of cheese in the middle of the glue.  The next morning there was Harold, stuck like a bug. Sadly my friend did not mention how I might remove a stuck mouse from the glue.  So I went to another friend...Google. Meanwhile I had removed Harold trap and all, to the trash ben outside.

The first advice from Google was not to pick up trap and mouse with my bare hands.  It was important to avoid the HantaVirus.  Oops too late I had already handled both with my bare hands. Back in my home I wandered around thinking of the stuck live Harold and my heart raced.  I could not just leave him there to die.  There was a suggestion from Google that I use some form of oil to massage on him.  How could I do that without catching he Hantavirus?

I grabbed a bottle of Olive oil and headed for the trash ben, offering to Harold the assurance that help was on the way. Bless his little heart, he was struggling so, trying to escape the glue.  I squirted the olive oil on him and he began to squirm harder.  I got my long grabber and held on to Harold trying to shake him loose.

Harold was free from the glue pad but held tightly in the jaws of my grabber.  Google had also suggested the once he was free, not to release him close to home or he would return to the place he knew best. I ran with Harold to the back of our ten acre field and shook him off.  He ran with joy and I was sure he was smiling and singing Born Free.

GOODBYE HAROLD

 

ANOTHER QUESTION...05=06=2026

 THE BIG "C"

Have you had it?  Do you have it now? (I have it now).  So, what are the next steps?  Thankfully my Ron showed me how to move forward with Cancer. 

Today would be my best friend Pat's 80th birthday.  She had MS.  She also showed me how to move forward through a dreaded disease. She died on this date 36 years ago at the young age of 44.

When the urologist told me the tumor was malignant I thought I would choke! Then I remembered all of my dear friends and family members who were brave and strong and loving and caring through debilitating illness.  I felt their presence through both of my surgeries and will through all that is to come.  

HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY...05-05-2026

 

QUESTION OF THE WEEK...05-04-2026

Would you rather have the ability to speak to animals or speak all languages fluently?

HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY...04-28-2026