HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY - 01-31-2023

 

Join in every Tuesday.  This is hosted by Sandee of Comedy Plus 

 Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and
says 'Dam!'

"It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor as long as you have money."

 

QUESTION OF THE WEEK - 01-30-2023

 What movie or show do you keep re-watching?

Re-watching now on Acorn TV with Prime

 

SUNDAY TALKING...

Our local Senior Citizens group serves meals every Monday, Wednesday and Friday.  We deliver these meals or they may be ordered and picked up.  Many persons also dine in.  We have a group that we call early those three days to find out if they want a meal.  Our primary caller Mary fell and broke her femur.  I was ask to fill in calling while she recovered.  Of course I agreed to help.  Now Mary has returned and the other two callers have insisted that I fill in for them on a regular basis.  I don't want to ...I don't want to ...I don't want to ...But I will. 

SATURDAY VIDEO...

 

AMAZING PHOTOGRAPHS

 MOST AMAZING SUNRISE

 

DID YOU KNOW...

 Basically Everything About Thanksgiving Is a Lie

You know that happy meal between Native Americans and the Pilgrims where everyone bonded? Well, the real story of Thanksgiving is awful, and actually consisted of plagues and violence and murder. Also, there's no evidence turkey was actually served—or that native people were invited to the meal.

WORDS FOR WEDNESDAY - 01-25-2023

 RESERVED SPACE...

The prompts will be here this month, but are provided by  Sandi

 

This week's prompts are:

• Cyrillic
• Rogue
• Perish
• Paris
• Parish

 And/or

• A foolish waste of time
• Overcome
• Reading secret messages
• New orders

I hope to be back before the end of today.....

AN IMPOSSIBLE MISSION by Granny Annie

Her parents told Susie the ROGUE was a FOOLISH WASTE OF TIME. Randall kidnapped Susie and took her to PARIS. Her mom and dad were frantic to get her home and by some miracle they managed it. The pair of lovers then communicated in their own way, READING SECRET MESSAGES written in CYRILLIC. Her parents found the packet of bound letters in Susie's PINE GREEN box.  They were OVERCOME with grief, knowing their child would definitely PERISH under this man's trance. The took the messages to the PARISH and let their priest read them. This religious leader demanded Susie be given NEW ORDERS in the family. It was time to lock her in the basement.

HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY - 01-24-2023

 

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 A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs."

 "I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path."

 

 

QUESTION OF THE WEEK - 01-23-2023

 What is your biggest phobia?

Royal Gorge Bridge

 

 

SUNDAY TALKING...

Ron and I visited an elderly lady very often. It did not matter if we stopped by in the early morning, afternoon or evening, she was ALWAYS dressed and made up nicely. My thoughts went to that lady yesterday as I was stepping out mid-afternoon still in my pajamas, no makeup and without my wig. It is time to start making an effort to be more like that lady... in case the ambulance has to come for me.

SATURDAY VIDEO...

 What language do they speak in Idaho?

AMAZING CAPTURE...

Another by Jagdeep Rajput (India) titled IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO.

 

DID YOU KNOW...

 

The Bloody Mary Wasn't Always Called a Bloody Mary

 The popular brunch beverage and hangover cure didn't actually start off as being called a Bloody Mary. Nope. It was actually called A Bucket Of Blood   Appetizing… After Bucket Of Blood, it transitioned to Red Snapper and, finally, Bloody Mary.

SOMETHING ELSE...

 POSTED ON FACEBOOK 7 YEARS AGO.  HOLDS TRUE FOREVER...

HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY - 01-17-2023

 

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Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to

spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.

 

 

 

QUESTION OF THE WEEK - 01-16-2023

 If you could be granted one wish what would you wish for?

 

SUNDAY TALKING...

We call this place NOL-NOC Estates.  (No Ones Looking No One Cares) Our ten acres above the lake were purchased 17 years ago.  There are neighbors near but none within our sight. Now the land across from me has been purchased and clearing of the land has started.  My front window curtains are opened every morning as usual but the the view has changed.  It feels like living in a fish bowl.  It is my hope that they will build far enough back that we won't see every move of one another.  I have heard that they are very nice people. But... have you ever watched the TV show on ID called "Fear Thy Neighbor"?

 

SATURDAY VIDEO...

 

AMAZING CAPTURE...

 Jagdeep Rajput. (Indian) 

with their picture

 

Pegasus, the flying horse.

 

“Actually this is Indian Saras Crane attacking a Bluebull from behind, the bull happened to venture close to Saras's nest, where in, it had laid a single egg. The Saras Crane, which is tallest flying bird in the world, opened it's huge wings and attacked the bull from behind, driving the bull away from the nest”

 

 

Jagdeep Rajput is a painter turned award winning photographer,

DID YOU KNOW...

 

Captain Morgan Actually Existed

Yes, face of the well-loved rum brand was a totally real guy. He was a Welsh Privateer who fought alongside the English against the Spanish in the Caribbean in the 1660s and 1670s. His first name was Henry and was knighted by King Charles II of England. His exact birth date is unknown, but it was sometime around 1635. He died in Jamaica in 1688, apparently very rich.