QUESTION OF THE WEEK...08-24-2026

When you were a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?

HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY....08-18-2026

 Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? 

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? 

Can fat people go skinny-dipping? 

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? 

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? 

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? 

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? 

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? 

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? 

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? 

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? 

If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter? 

How did a fool and his money get together in the first place? 

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? 

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? 

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? 

Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container? 

What's another word for thesaurus? 

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

 Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

QUESTION OF THE WEEK....08-17-2026

 If you could time travel, which period would you choose to visit first?

HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY...08-04-2026

 

Laughter is good for the soul!
A joke or pun per day...

What’s a math teacher’s favorite place in NYC?
Times Square!

 

I like to talk about the Titanic whenever I meet someone new.
It's a great way to break the ice.

 

A woman gave birth to a son in the car on the way to the hospital. 
Her husband suggested they name the kid Carson.

 

The inventor of the USB drive has died.
Thanks for all the memory.

 

Today, I'm wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me…
Who forget to separate red laundry from white laundry.

 

I recently took a pole:
99% of people are annoyed when their tents fall down.

 

I don’t know how to act my age.
I’ve never been this old before. 

QUESTION OF THE WEEK...08-03-2026

 What was your most embarrassing moment in grade school?

FRIDAY FACEOFFF...07-24-2026

 To share on Nicole's 
DV Artist Friday Face Off

Pencil Sketch Art Cards by EAGHL from 2017 

Celebrity attempts

Guess the Celebrity...

QUESTION OF THE WEEK...07-21-2026

 What's the best concert you've ever attended?

FRIDAY FACE OFF...07-17-2026

 

GRANDSON-IN LAW

Joe mentioned that he was the only family member I had not done a portrait of.  This is for his upcoming birthday and might go ahead and send it to him since he has a broken leg from playing soccer. It might cheer him up.

Grandson-In-law

Beth and Joe

QUESTION OF THE WEEK...07-06-2026

1. If you could time-travel to any period in history, where would you go and why?

 

HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY...06-30-2026

 Clever Use of Words

 

 

    Dad, are we pyromaniacs?  Yes, we arson.

 

    She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I miss her still.

 

    What do you call a pig with laryngitis?  Disgruntled.

 

    Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?  Swarm.

 

    Just so everything is clear, I'm going to put my glasses on.

 

    I lost my job as a stage designer.  I left without making a scene.

 

    I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by.  I kneaded the dough.

 

    I lost my girlfriend's audio book, and now I'll never hear the end of it. So true...

 

    Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not c?  Because you can't "c" in the dark.

 

    When I told my contractor that I didn't want carpeted steps, he gave me a blank stare.

 

 

    I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.

 

    What do you say to comfort a friend who's struggling with grammar?  There, their, they're.

 

     I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarzenegger dolls are and he replied,

 

     "Aisle B, back."

 

    What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up their own incision?  Suture self.

 

QUESTI0N OF THE WEEK ... 6-29-2026

If you had to live in a TV show for a month, which show would you choose?

HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY...06-23--2026

  

QUESTION OF THE WEEK...06-22-2026

What’s your favorite TV show or movie of all time?

QUESTION OF THE WEEK...06-15-2026

 What’s your go-to comfort food?

QUESTION OF THE WEEK...06-01-2026

Would you rather have a flying car or a personal robot assistant?

JUST STUFF...05-31-2026

 

FRIDAY FACE OFF...05-29-2026

2 1/2 by 3 1/2 art card BY EAGHL 2013

MOVING RIGHT ALONG...05-27-2026

 I mentioned a while back about my cancer diagnosis.  Now with things moving around a bit they are looking more hopeful.  First will handle the heart failure problem and install a deliberator in my heart to keep me safe through cancer treatments. Next they will cut out the Urothelial tube that holds the one malignant growth.  (Yes, second diagnosis of another lump was benign) Then they will treat me with some form of medication that might help me avoid chemo. I am extremely hopeful now and hoping modern medicine will save me...as long as I keep having your thoughts and prayers.  Love you my blogger friends.

HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY...05-26-2026

 

QUESTION OF THE WEEK...05=25-2026

What is your theme song when entering a room?