Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
-- Macbeth, Act 5, Scene 5
Great Tuesday morning humour. My favourite is the one about the homing pigeon!
ReplyDeleteI sent this to neighbors who have homing pigeons and they replied "We think we have bought this one several times." Ha, ha, ha,
DeleteBwahahahahahahaha. Love them all and my two favorite are raising a boy and the homing pigeon. Brilliant.
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DeleteThe homing pigeon sounds like a great way for steady income and the poor centipede with a cramp cracked me up:) Thanks for the giggles.
ReplyDeleteI have felt like that centipede before.
DeleteOhhh these are hilarious! Thanks for the laughs and have a great day.
ReplyDeleteYou have a great day too.
DeleteDefinitely the very best of medicines.
ReplyDeleteGreat laughs. I loved the horses throwing people shoes.
DeleteBwa! Haa!! Haaa!!!! Our Mom laughed so hard reading these, coffee came out her nose! We LOVE it when that happens! Have a marvellously Happy Day!
ReplyDeleteI am sorry to keep making your family members spew their coffee.
DeleteThanks for the smiles, Annie. :)
ReplyDeleteYou are very welcome.
DeleteOh, thank you! I needed these. I'm thinking of getting a homing pigeon.
ReplyDeleteLets both get some and send notes back and forth to each other.
DeleteThank you so much for the laughs :)
ReplyDeleteGlad you laughed. You are welcome.
DeleteHeeheehee! Raised two boys, and i second that notion.
ReplyDeleteMy husband was one of five boys and the stories he told me would make any mother's hair turn grey.
DeleteYour post and, finally, Inauguration Day. Two things that raised my spirits!
ReplyDeleteWe will all be glad to get this day behind us safely. Glad to share a few smiles to get things started.
DeleteI have not seen any of those! Great job!
ReplyDeleteGlad they were all new to you. I especially loved the two wolves conversing with each other.
DeleteOh my! Thank you for the giggles. I love them all.
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