JUST FOR FUN...06-20-2023

 There was a Roman emperor who never aged after he turned 19.  
His name was Constant Teen.

 

 If you ran out of money after paying all your bills and taking care of your home….,
you are not broke. You are responsible.

 

Little bird flying high, dropped a message from the sky.
As I wiped it from my eye, I thanked the Lord that cows don’t fly.

 

To save money, I ate a kid’s meal at McDonalds today.
I personally think he was being a bit over-dramatic with all that crying to his parents.

 

 My wife wanted to go to one of those fancy restaurants where they prepare the food in front of you.
I took her to Subway.

 

 Biology fact often missed in school:
Buffaloes don't have wings.

 

I had to go on two diets…,
because one wasn’t giving me enough food.

 

 I just joined a procrastinators support group.
It’s called Wait Watchers.

 

My friend said she wouldn’t eat cow’s tongue because it came out of a cow’s mouth.
So we had eggs.