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Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and
says 'Dam!'
"It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor as long as you have money."
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player That struts and frets his hour upon the stage And then is heard no more: it is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. -- Macbeth, Act 5, Scene 5
Join in every Tuesday. This is hosted by Sandee of Comedy Plus
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and
says 'Dam!'
"It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor as long as you have money."
Our local Senior Citizens group serves meals every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. We deliver these meals or they may be ordered and picked up. Many persons also dine in. We have a group that we call early those three days to find out if they want a meal. Our primary caller Mary fell and broke her femur. I was ask to fill in calling while she recovered. Of course I agreed to help. Now Mary has returned and the other two callers have insisted that I fill in for them on a regular basis. I don't want to ...I don't want to ...I don't want to ...But I will.
Basically Everything About Thanksgiving Is a Lie
RESERVED SPACE...
I hope to be back before the end of today.....
AN IMPOSSIBLE MISSION by Granny Annie
Her parents told Susie the ROGUE was a FOOLISH WASTE OF TIME. Randall kidnapped Susie and took her to PARIS. Her mom and dad were frantic to get her home and by some miracle they managed it. The pair of lovers then communicated in their own way, READING SECRET MESSAGES written in CYRILLIC. Her parents found the packet of bound letters in Susie's PINE GREEN box. They were OVERCOME with grief, knowing their child would definitely PERISH under this man's trance. The took the messages to the PARISH and let their priest read them. This religious leader demanded Susie be given NEW ORDERS in the family. It was time to lock her in the basement.
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A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs."
"I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path."
Ron and I visited an elderly lady very often. It did not matter if we stopped by in the early morning, afternoon or evening, she was ALWAYS dressed and made up nicely. My thoughts went to that lady yesterday as I was stepping out mid-afternoon still in my pajamas, no makeup and without my wig. It is time to start making an effort to be more like that lady... in case the ambulance has to come for me.
We call this place NOL-NOC Estates. (No Ones Looking No One Cares) Our ten acres above the lake were purchased 17 years ago. There are neighbors near but none within our sight. Now the land across from me has been purchased and clearing of the land has started. My front window curtains are opened every morning as usual but the the view has changed. It feels like living in a fish bowl. It is my hope that they will build far enough back that we won't see every move of one another. I have heard that they are very nice people. But... have you ever watched the TV show on ID called "Fear Thy Neighbor"?
Jagdeep Rajput. (Indian)
with their picture
Life is changing a lot for me. Every day looking in my mirror I wonder how my mother got in there. There is a new little pain here and there and more wrinkles. It is Sunday, January 8, 2023. Lots of tasks are calling me but life started on the wrong side this morning. My pills were in the right place but the order was not correct. The night pills went down first then, realizing my mistake, I took the morning pills too. Now filled with too many pills I shall await the consequences of my actions. Should I try to do laundry and clean house or just sit and await my fate from the pill overdose. At least they are all prescribed medications. See you later...I hope.
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"A woman is like a teabag: you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water."
Did you hear of the dog that was half Collie and half Pit Bull? It would attack you and then go for help:)