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Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and
says 'Dam!'
"It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor as long as you have money."
Frankie and Slim
Happy New Year
Tuesday, January 31, 2023
HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY - 01-31-2023
Monday, January 30, 2023
QUESTION OF THE WEEK - 01-30-2023
What movie or show do you keep re-watching?
Re-watching now on Acorn TV with Prime
Sunday, January 29, 2023
SUNDAY TALKING...
Our local Senior Citizens group serves meals every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. We deliver these meals or they may be ordered and picked up. Many persons also dine in. We have a group that we call early those three days to find out if they want a meal. Our primary caller Mary fell and broke her femur. I was ask to fill in calling while she recovered. Of course I agreed to help. Now Mary has returned and the other two callers have insisted that I fill in for them on a regular basis. I don't want to ...I don't want to ...I don't want to ...But I will.
Saturday, January 28, 2023
Friday, January 27, 2023
Thursday, January 26, 2023
DID YOU KNOW...
Basically Everything About Thanksgiving Is a Lie
You know that happy meal between Native Americans and the Pilgrims where everyone bonded? Well, the real story of Thanksgiving is awful, and actually consisted of plagues and violence and murder. Also, there's no evidence turkey was actually served—or that native people were invited to the meal.
Wednesday, January 25, 2023
WORDS FOR WEDNESDAY - 01-25-2023
RESERVED SPACE...
The prompts will be here this month, but are provided by Sandi
This week's prompts are:
- Cyrillic
- Rogue
- Perish
- Paris
- Parish
- A foolish waste of time
- Overcome
- Reading secret messages
- New orders
I hope to be back before the end of today.....
AN IMPOSSIBLE MISSION by Granny Annie
Her parents told Susie the ROGUE was a FOOLISH WASTE OF TIME. Randall kidnapped Susie and took her to PARIS. Her mom and dad were frantic to get her home and by some miracle they managed it. The pair of lovers then communicated in their own way, READING SECRET MESSAGES written in CYRILLIC. Her parents found the packet of bound letters in Susie's PINE GREEN box. They were OVERCOME with grief, knowing their child would definitely PERISH under this man's trance. The took the messages to the PARISH and let their priest read them. This religious leader demanded Susie be given NEW ORDERS in the family. It was time to lock her in the basement.
Tuesday, January 24, 2023
HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY - 01-24-2023
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs."
"I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path."
Monday, January 23, 2023
Sunday, January 22, 2023
SUNDAY TALKING...
Ron and I visited an elderly lady very often. It did not matter if we stopped by in the early morning, afternoon or evening, she was ALWAYS dressed and made up nicely. My thoughts went to that lady yesterday as I was stepping out mid-afternoon still in my pajamas, no makeup and without my wig. It is time to start making an effort to be more like that lady... in case the ambulance has to come for me.
Saturday, January 21, 2023
Friday, January 20, 2023
Thursday, January 19, 2023
DID YOU KNOW...
The Bloody Mary Wasn't Always Called a Bloody Mary
The popular brunch beverage and hangover cure didn't actually start off
as being called a Bloody Mary. Nope. It was actually called A Bucket Of Blood Appetizing… After Bucket Of Blood, it transitioned to Red Snapper and, finally, Bloody Mary.
Wednesday, January 18, 2023
Tuesday, January 17, 2023
HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY - 01-17-2023
Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to
spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.
Monday, January 16, 2023
Sunday, January 15, 2023
SUNDAY TALKING...
We call this place NOL-NOC Estates. (No Ones Looking No One Cares) Our ten acres above the lake were purchased 17 years ago. There are neighbors near but none within our sight. Now the land across from me has been purchased and clearing of the land has started. My front window curtains are opened every morning as usual but the the view has changed. It feels like living in a fish bowl. It is my hope that they will build far enough back that we won't see every move of one another. I have heard that they are very nice people. But... have you ever watched the TV show on ID called "Fear Thy Neighbor"?
Saturday, January 14, 2023
Friday, January 13, 2023
AMAZING CAPTURE...
Jagdeep Rajput. (Indian)
with their picture
Pegasus, the flying horse.
“Actually this is Indian Saras Crane attacking a Bluebull from behind, the bull happened to venture close to Saras's nest, where in, it had laid a single egg. The Saras Crane, which is tallest flying bird in the world, opened it's huge wings and attacked the bull from behind, driving the bull away from the nest”
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Jagdeep Rajput is a painter turned award winning photographer,
Thursday, January 12, 2023
DID YOU KNOW...
Captain Morgan Actually Existed
Yes, face of the well-loved rum brand was a totally real guy. He was a Welsh Privateer who fought alongside the English against the Spanish in the Caribbean
in the 1660s and 1670s. His first name was Henry and was knighted by
King Charles II of England. His exact birth date is unknown, but it was
sometime around 1635. He died in Jamaica in 1688, apparently very rich.
Wednesday, January 11, 2023
ANOTHER FUNNY...
TRAFFIC CAMERA
A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding... Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.
Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the area again, but the traffic camera again flashed.
He tried a fourth time with the same result. He did this a fifth time
and was now laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past, this
time at a snail's pace...
Two weeks later, he got five tickets in the mail for driving without a
seat belt...
(I apologize if you had heard this because I had not and thought it was hysterical!)
Tuesday, January 10, 2023
Monday, January 09, 2023
Sunday, January 08, 2023
SUNDAY TALKING...
Life is changing a lot for me. Every day looking in my mirror I wonder how my mother got in there. There is a new little pain here and there and more wrinkles. It is Sunday, January 8, 2023. Lots of tasks are calling me but life started on the wrong side this morning. My pills were in the right place but the order was not correct. The night pills went down first then, realizing my mistake, I took the morning pills too. Now filled with too many pills I shall await the consequences of my actions. Should I try to do laundry and clean house or just sit and await my fate from the pill overdose. At least they are all prescribed medications. See you later...I hope.
Thursday, January 05, 2023
DID YOU KNOW...
Mary Actually Had a Little Lamb
Everyone knows the nursery rhyme "Mary Had A Little Lamb," but you
probably didn't know this was based on true story. Her name was Mary
Sawyer. She was an 11-year-old girl and lived in Boston and one day was
followed to school by her pet lamb. In the late 1860s, she helped raise
money for an old church by selling wool from the lamb.
Tuesday, January 03, 2023
HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY - 01-03-2023
"A woman is like a teabag: you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water."
Did you hear of the dog that was half Collie and half Pit Bull? It would attack you and then go for help:)
In case you didn't know:
Men Are Just Happier People --
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you,
He or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..
Everything on your face stays its original color..
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look..
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives
On December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
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