A man shouts frantically into the phone
"My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.
"No", he shouts, "this is her husband!"
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player That struts and frets his hour upon the stage And then is heard no more: it is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. -- Macbeth, Act 5, Scene 5
Bwahahahahahahahaha. I love the Taxi one the very best.
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Ha ha, these were so cute. Could really relate to the lady in the lawn chair:)
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ReplyDeleteI loved the unphotographed food one!
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Heeheehee! Thank you.
ReplyDelete"We don't eat..... " why bother going out then?
ReplyDeleteI've seen the restaurant one a few times, but it makes me laugh every single time!!
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