A termite walked into a bar and asked where was
the bar tender.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
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Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player That struts and frets his hour upon the stage And then is heard no more: it is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. -- Macbeth, Act 5, Scene 5
A termite walked into a bar and asked where was
the bar tender.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
Join Happy Tuesday and link your funnies to Sandee at Comedy Plus.
Love them all and the last one made me laugh out loud. Thank you.
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Have a fabulous Happy Tuesday. ♥
Definitely funny and lol ~ love the little ducklings ~ Xo
ReplyDeleteWishing you love and laughter in your days,
A ShutterBug Explores,
aka (A ShutterBug Explores)
Funny!
ReplyDeleteMOL MOL MOL their father was French. That is hilarious
ReplyDeleteVW/Porsche cracked me up
Hugs Cecilia
Smiling - though Friday the 31st took me a while.
ReplyDeleteThose were good ones, love the tow truck!
ReplyDeleteHeeheehee! Loose gravel? Yes, i'd say so. Thanks for the laughs!
ReplyDeleteYou posted all winners again:) You know that tow truck may be a good option:)
ReplyDeleteLoose gravel? That's the biggest gravel I've ever seen :)
ReplyDeleteThanks again for lightening my mood!
ReplyDeleteHahaha that last one!
ReplyDeleteGood chuckle, even if I'm a day late
ReplyDeleteGreat smiles here.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha! Thanks, Annie. :)
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