So Punny...
When baking dog biscuits be sure to use Collie Flour.
Never iron a four leaf clover, you don't want to press your luck.
Past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player That struts and frets his hour upon the stage And then is heard no more: it is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. -- Macbeth, Act 5, Scene 5
Funny as usual. I love some Tuesday funnies!
ReplyDeleteLove them all, but that last one made me spew my coffee. Oh my goodness.
ReplyDeleteThank you for joining the Happy Tuesday Blog Hop.
Have a fabulous Happy Tuesday. ♥
Thanks for the smiles.
ReplyDeleteThere are all delightful. Wish I had known about the "AMEN" when caught sleeping in my party hearty days.
ReplyDeletethanks for the laughs :-)
ReplyDeleteOMDs each is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI especially like the black lab with the badminton birdie on his nose.
I agree the last on is a winner.
Hugs Cecilia
Good ones as usual, although I have seen the doctor one a few times this year with COVID in our lives. Stay safe and healthy.
ReplyDeleteDang, I thought I commented, oops. Those were so good!
ReplyDeleteThat last one, yes! Thanks for all the laughs.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! I needed a laugh today...so thanks! :)
ReplyDeleteGood ones. Collie flour, ha ha.
ReplyDeleteYeah--- the dog with the coots, and the snooze, and... all of them!
ReplyDeleteThe cookie cutter one is so clever!
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