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Tuesday, October 05, 2021

HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY - 10-05-2021

 

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Outside a second-hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
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Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS...
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Spotted in a safari park:      
(I sure hope so.)
ELEPHANTS, PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR.
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Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR.
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Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
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Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS.
 







 

11 comments:

  1. Annie,

    Your funnies cracked me up. The bull charges is a great meme and so is the last one prove you're not a robot. lol Thanks for sharing! Have a happy Tuesday! ;)

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  2. Thanks again for another lighthearted Tuesday. Dang those beautiful old gals look familiar:)

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  3. Those were really funny, love the last one!

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  4. Bwahahahahahaha. Love them all and my favorite is how to get out of potlucks. I'm going to use that one.

    Thank you for joining the Happy Tuesday Blog Hop.

    Have a fabulous Happy Tuesday. ♥

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  5. Heeheehee! Chubby kid on a seesaw, that's great, and i want the recipe for getting out of pot lucks.

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  6. Funny as usual! Thank you for the laughs!

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  7. My favourite here is the two beautiful old ladies.

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  8. Love the robot! Thanks for the giggles.

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  9. You know what? I might try that Jello bundt just to see what it tastes like because I love green olives.

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