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Tuesday, March 02, 2021

TUESDAY FUNDAY 03-02-2021

TUESDAY FUNDAY

"A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'
'What a coincidence' the farmer says.
'This is a special day for me..... I am celebrating'
'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' says the woman.
'What a coincidence!' says the farmer! As they clinked glasses the man asked, 'What are you celebrating?'
'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'
'What a coincidence,' says the man.. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'
'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile?'
'I used a different rooster,' he replied.
The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence.'"

 









13 comments:

  1. Thank you so much for the smiles.

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  2. Ha ha, what a coincidence. I think I have seen that face in the mirror some mornings. Thanks for the smiles.

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  3. Oh my! I love it. I love all of them actually. That first champagne joke had me laughing out loud.

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  4. Love the funnies.

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  5. Thanks for the laughs, Annie...have a good day...and tomorrow...and the following days, too! :)

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  6. Heeheehee! Yep, that's why i only look in the mirror long enough to part my hair.

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  7. Aww, poor Dave. I think if I ever received an 18 carat, carrot necklace, he'd be receiving cold mush for dinner for 18 days.

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  8. Galloping Giggles!!

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  9. Bwahahahahahaha. Love the 18 carat necklace one the best. That will only work one time.

    Thank you for joining the Wordless Wednesday Blog Hop.

    Have a fabulous Wordless Wednesday. ♥

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  10. Fun post ~ laughter so good for the soul ~ thanks ^_^

    Living moment by moment,

    A ShutterBug Explores,
    aka (A Creative Harbor)

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  11. The farmer and the woman drinking Champagne joke is just classic!

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  12. What a hoot. Love the funnies Caret and Icing the best Purrs

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  13. Lightened my day!

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