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A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs."
"I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path."
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player That struts and frets his hour upon the stage And then is heard no more: it is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. -- Macbeth, Act 5, Scene 5
Join in every Tuesday. This is hosted by Sandee of Comedy Plus.
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs."
"I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path."
Thanks for the smiles.
ReplyDeleteI like them all - but I do love the last one the best - wish we had one.
ReplyDeleteThese are the best! Either I am getting so old I forget too much, or these are all new to me. I am going to steal a few and put on FB.
ReplyDeleteWe don't have one of those resident techs any more.
ReplyDeleteIt's amazing, too. A lady i knew adopted a child from Bulgaria who'd been raised in one of those awful orphanges, no input, she could barely walk, was non-verbal and considered retarded. In less than 24 hours after her mother got her out of there, she had mastered her mom's iPhone. She was 2 1/2.
I like that last one, I may have it printed and stick it on my front door.
ReplyDeleteLoving the falling down one...lolol
ReplyDeletehugs
Donna
Good ones!
ReplyDeleteMy comments keep going MIA but I did like the funnies!
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