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Tuesday, March 01, 2022

HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY - 03-01-2022

 

I tried to explain that “it’s not about how many times you fall, but about how many times you get back up.” Unfortunately, the officer said, “Yeah, that’s not how a field sobriety test works.”

Today I got gas for $1.57. Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell.

Police have confirmed that the man who fell from the roof of a nightclub and died was not a bouncer.

What do people in China call their “good” dishes?

 







Thanks for the links Sandee of Comedy Plus.  It is fun to see all these every Tuesday. 

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11 comments:

  1. Sandee12:34 PM

    Love all the funnies and the bouncer on made me laugh out loud.

    Thank you for joining the Happy Tuesday Blog Hop.

    Have a fabulous Happy Tuesday. ♥

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  2. Anne in the kitchen12:43 PM

    Thank you for the Tuesday Funnies! I always enjoy them!

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  3. Arkansas Patti1:04 PM

    Thanks again for the giggles. Loved the murder at a butler banquet. Good luck inspector.

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  4. My Mind's Eye2:57 PM

    OM word I nearly fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard. Thank you
    "Today I got gas for $1.57. Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell."
    If only we could use that in the cars. It is up to 3.64 a gallon in our city
    Hugs Cecilia

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  5. LL Cool Joe3:45 PM

    Haha there were some good ones this week!

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  6. Brian's Home Blog5:48 PM

    Those were great but that last one sounded like my house!

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  7. Olga6:20 PM

    I always love the funnies.

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  8. messymimi9:03 PM

    Heeheehee! Mr. Rogers was wonderful but he had no clue.

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  9. River9:22 PM

    That last one speaks for me too.
    Who was Mr Rogers?

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  10. Bill 2:17 AM

    Good ones!!!

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  11. My Tata's Cottage3:32 PM

    Oh My Goodness, I loved these. We do some laughter in our lives don't we? AN allowance, Lord I did not know what that was until I was an adult! The tooth fairy gave us a quarter. These kids today, get wall Street $$$!

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