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Tuesday, May 11, 2021

HAPPY TUESDAY FOR FUN 05-11-2021

 

“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”
—Will Ferrell

 

“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.”
—Phyllis Diller

 

 “I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.”
—Anonymous

 







How I felt on Mother's Day:-(😢

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13 comments:

  1. Love the quotes and the funnies. That last one was me too.

    Thank you for joining the Happy Tuesday Blog Hop.

    Have a fabulous Happy Tuesday. ♥

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  2. Snort.
    Loved the molasses one.
    Thank you.

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  3. Thank you for the giggles. I was right there with the last one!

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  4. Those were fun, we love the molasses too!

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  5. Smiled at all and LOL at the mole. The last one was me too.

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  6. Thanks for the smiles, Annie. :)

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  7. Heeheehee! Thank you.

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  8. and some people just need a pat on the head. with a hammer.

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  9. A super batch, Annie!! I think I laughed most at the horse parliament!

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  10. Ahhh these are good ones. Have a great day.

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  11. Great collection. I have never seen any of these...or I saw them long ago and forgot! Wish I could remember them to tease my grandchildren.

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  12. These are all great though that last one was rather sad.

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  13. A great batch of funnies. Enjoy your day.

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