ONE LINERS
I phoned the local ramblers club today, but the bloke who answered just went on and on.
I was reading this book today, 'The History Of Glue.' I couldn't put it down.
I was stealing things in the supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. I was charged with shoplifting on two counts.
I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said, 'Analogue.' I said, 'No, just a watch.'
This has been a Happy TuesdayBlog Hop! THANKS SANDEE
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Those were funny and I like that diet plan...ouch!
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahaha. I love them all. A most happy post.
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Have a fabulous Happy Tuesday. ♥
Thank you for a rainy day pick me up. Still smiling. The voodoo weenie dog got me.
ReplyDeleteI always look forward to your Tuesday posts, but I have learned to keep my coffee at a distance when reading these!
ReplyDeletethis is always a pleasure to read.
ReplyDeleteThe one liners were clever - and fun. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteFun!
ReplyDeleteHeeheehee!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs. That new diet program looks scary.
ReplyDeleteThose gave me major chuckles! Especially 2 counts and Deniro Defaro! My kind of humor! I also noticed your quote in the header. I loved reading MacBeth - actually one of only 4 plays by Shakespeare that I like. It also reminded me of reading Faulkner's The Sound and the Fury when I was in school. I may need to reread it!
ReplyDeleteLove these!
ReplyDeleteIt a happy and fun post. Have a happy week.
ReplyDeleteGreat stuff. Thank you. x
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