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Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate.
Mark Twain
Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
Mark Twain
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player That struts and frets his hour upon the stage And then is heard no more: it is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. -- Macbeth, Act 5, Scene 5
Hosted weekly by Sandee of Comedy Plus
Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate.
Mark Twain
Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
Mark Twain
They are all so fun, but the Idaho one made me laugh out loud. Clever.
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Have a fabulous Happy Tuesday. ♥
Love your jokes!
ReplyDeleteAh--I needed those smiles and giggles. The lotto one I could relate to.
ReplyDeleteSO great to have these to smile at. Thank you.
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Thank you. It is early Wednesday here, but the smiles are very welcome.
ReplyDeleteThose are all so good and Mark Twain is brilliant!
ReplyDeleteMark Twain was a man of few words that said lots
ReplyDeleteFollowing that pilot car you’ll end up the same way as following some sat nav instructions
Heeheehee! Great stuff, secret service indeed.
ReplyDeleteHah! feel sorry for anyone who follows that Pilot car.
ReplyDeleteMarooned survivors, :)
Good Stuff!!
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