“My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.”
—Rose (Betty White), The Golden Girls
“Before
you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way
when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have
their shoes.”
—Jack Handey
“When
your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere
formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to
get it anyway.”
—Erma Bombeck
Thank you Sandee of Comedy Plus
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Love all the quotes and all the funnies. My favorite is the wishing well. I laughed out loud.
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Have a fabulous Happy Tuesday. ♥
These are too funny! We're MOL!
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Those were all good, especially taht last one!
ReplyDeleteThese were all REALLY funny. Thanks for the giggles.
ReplyDeleteThe wishing well and the last are both true - and we have to laugh or we will cry.
ReplyDeleteDitto what Elephant's Child said!
ReplyDeleteHappy Tuesday!! These are all just too funny. The skunk one and chicken buying the eggs are our favorites. Thanks for sharing. Have a beautiful rest of your week.
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Great bunch of funnies. I especially like the dog that ate the magnets. :)
ReplyDeleteHeeheehee! Excellent.
ReplyDeleteHello Annie. I see you had a visit from ‘James’....he called on me and I showed him the door (or should I say put him in the bin). Here’s hoping he gets the message and stay away from us all!
ReplyDeleteAnyway I loved your funnies - you come up with some good ones each week. If you look at history that last one is so so true.
Sadly, that wishing well one has the ring of truth around it. Delete that spammer. I went through old comments this morning and found him in there at least half a dozen times, deleted them all.
ReplyDeleteGood quotes and thank you for the funnies. Have a great day and stay safe.
ReplyDeleteThanks--- delightful stuff, especially that last one. Don't forget to mark that bozo as spam!
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha! Great! :)
ReplyDeleteI got James. Marked him as spam and he is gone. Hope he gets the message from all of us.
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