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Tuesday, December 29, 2020

FUN FACTS AND FUNNY CARTOON

These are stolen from OBSERVATIONS OF THE GRAND LAKE BUM, a monthy publication in our area.

 

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RANDY KREHBIEL’S RANDOM FACTOID OF THE WEEK: The FBI described the movie “It’s a Wonderful Life” as Communist propaganda.

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FUN FACT OF THE WEEK: You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

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BEST FACEBOOK POST OF THE WEEK: Today I learned the average person consumes 9 alcoholic drinks per week. Today i also learned that I am above average.

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BEST SIGN SEEN THIS WEEK: I had my patience tested. I’m negative.

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TWEET OF THE WEEK: The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors.

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BEST PUN OF THE WEEK: What do you call a wreath made out of $100 bills? Aretha Franklins.  

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OBSERVATION OF THE WEEK: At 12:01 a.m. January 1, 2021, for the first time ever, hindsight will actually be 2020.

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FEEL-OLD MOMENTS OF THE WEEK: Are you old enough to have been a fan of the television series M*A*S*H? If so, would it make you feel any older to realize that Klinger (Jamie Farr) is now 86. Margaret “Hot Lips” Houlihan (Loretta Swit) is 83. If that’s not enough, actress, philanthropist and St. Jude’s spokesperson Marlo Thomas (yes, “That Girl”) is also 83. And yes, she’s still married to legendary talk show host Phil Donahue. He is 85. They have now been married for 40 years.

 

I picked the cartoon for today.


 

 

8 comments:

  1. I love them all. Thanks for the chuckles.

    Thank you for joining the Happy Tuesday Blog Hop.

    Have a fabulous Happy Tuesday. ♥

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  2. Thanks for the chuckles!

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  3. Quite a collection and had not seen any of those before.

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  4. A great collection here. Thank you. I do feel for the poor mouse though. Just as soon as he rests...

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  5. What a delight. Kept having new favorites so I guess they all ranked #1. Gotta love the mouse.

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  6. love the mouse working out. Interesting about hindsight being 2020.

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  7. Heeheehee! Thanks for sharing.

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