WORDS FOR WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY FUNNIES COMBINED

Here is my WFW story using the prompts supplied by Granny Annie of Fools Rush In.
And here are the words for this week:

edacious

crucible

gauche

melee

inhere

fester  

                    and/or

bona fides

schadenfreude

chthonic

regimen

manumit

splenetic 

CHEF SCHOOL by Granny Annie

The class was posed to be totally edacious. There was nothing I would enjoy more. We would cook our own food and then serve it to the judges. The table places were set with fancy dishes and drinks would be poured into each crucible. To most it would appear a bit gauche.

Some of the chefs began to argue about the menus of others. It was totally unnecessary but still it was not long before a melee ensued. The riot made the kitchen a total mess before we could realize what we were doing. Many a substance would inhere and probably fester.

The judges could not see bona fides in these actions but they did enjoy the schadenfreude. It was almost certain many of us would be doomed to chthonic. Our instructor, a famous chef, was furious and felt his regimen in ruin. He apologized to the judges and sent all of us home as if we were manumit. We were not sure if we would ever return to his class knowing he would be forever splenetic.

THE END (Thank Gawd!! Who came up with these awful words?)

AND HERE ARE THE FRIDAY FUNNIES TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD A BIT.