"A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.
When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him,
"How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye."
ha, ha, Ha! a three laugh joke - and you sound like me - more Dr appointments
ReplyDeleteDear Annie~ ~ Good joke, thanks. I do hope these appointments are making things better for both you and Ron and not predicting any dire problems.
ReplyDeleteLots of Hugs and prayers for good results for you both.
If you have time have a look at my last post about the Letter from Scout camp as it is sooo funny.
Much love, Merle.
I enjoyed the joke. Good stuff there.
ReplyDeleteHope all goes well with the appt's.
Marilyn has another appt today with her foot Dr. I told her if she'd quit kicking me in the rear maybe her foot would get better. OR it could be because she's had to put her foot down too many times over the past 40 years of wedded bliss.
hahaha! too good! :)
ReplyDeleteHa! That's funny - wasn't expecting that ending!
ReplyDeleteI hope all is well.
good one to start my morning with a chuckle..
ReplyDeleteps~ sofa and loveseat I posted are in the Family Room..
next sofa story/peek behind the coffee table I redid , is in the living room.. both were empty after I gave my furniture and other items to the womens shelter. hope that explains it..
xoxo
Sonny
Too funny!
ReplyDeleteHa ha!!
ReplyDelete"... N the following week's paycheck wasn't enough to party on at all..."
ReplyDeleteMay all testing come out negative!
ReplyDeleteBwahaha!
ReplyDeleteHey, good luck at the drs. Keep me posted.
lol
ReplyDeletenice one
Love it!
ReplyDeletepriceless
ReplyDeletehope all went well at the docs
Glad you guy thought that joke was as funny as I did. Like Lynn, I wasn't expecting that ending.
ReplyDeleteIt is always a good day that starts out with laughter:)
Great story!
ReplyDeleteThat was funny! Hope the doctor visit went well.
ReplyDeleteprobably based on a true story lol
ReplyDeleteDear Annie ~~ Thanks for your comments and I am so glad you enjoyed the jokes. I can't believe anyone would be so stupid to iron a blouse while wearing it.Ppl are so strange at times,
ReplyDeleteI hope your appointments went well ~~ 80 miles is such a long way to go for them.
You are welcome to the joke Sex at 75. Much love, Merle.
Oh OUCH! I hope everything went well with your appointment. We just had ours and are so relieved... for another 6 months.
ReplyDeleteTee hee!
ReplyDeleteOh gosh I had to cut and paste this one to my FB page with credit to you of course!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks again to this second batch of comments. Glad you liked the joke too. Adam, how did you find me? I notice you visit several of the people I visit. Entre Nous, glad you shared the joke. It is such a good one.
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