HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY - 02-08-2022

 

"I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it...." ~ anon

"If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame." ~ anon

 

QUESTION OF THE WEEK - 02-07-2022

 Who was your strongest parent or guardian and who did they learn parenting from?

AYALA ART 29 FACES FOR FEBRUARY, 2022

 AYALA ART 29 FACES FOR FEBRUARY, 2022

Click By EAGHL  to see work so far.

I am attempting to work on faces from the TV Series YELLOWSTONE.

This is day 6.

Kayce Dutton

My first attempt was of Rip.  Struggling with all.

 Happy to link with the most amazing Nicole of DVArtist for this challenge. Click to go see her work.

WORDS FOR WEDNESDAY - 02-02-2022

 

This month, the prompts are being provided by C. Lee McKenzie.     

 

DING-DONG by Granny Annie

The heart-shaped box of chocolate-covered Valentine candy was in the back of my car. Garret the creep had given it to me as I was leaving the parking garage. I was completely flummoxed by his approach and did not feel a bit of delight. Not only because I was on a diet but also because it was from Garret. He was not a person I cared to encounter.

Valentine's Day had come and gone and I did not realize the box of now sticky candy was in the back seat of my car. The candy was tightly wrapped which was a good thing. Garret was waiting for me again as I was leaving the parking garage. I tried to avoid him as he approached me and halted my car. He had looked in my car and saw the abandoned gift he had given me. He was incensed and reached in to grab it. As he inspected this puffy stuffed box he squeezed it then cursed as drippy melted chocolate poured out over him.

Late that same evening I heard the doorbell. “Who in the world?” I thought . I could see it was Garret and I was ready for him.

That night crime scene tape surrounded my property. I had been prepared with my small 25 pistol as Garret had tried to push through my front door.

 

HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY - 02-01-2022

 

 

 Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and
says 'Dam!'

 "It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor as long as you have money."

 

 

 

QUESTION OF THE WEEK - 01-31-2022

 What is the best piece of advice you've received?

WORDS FOR WEDNESDAY - 01-26-2022

 The prompts will be here this month and are provided by Hilary Melton-Butcher and posted by Elephant's Child.

THE HILLS ARE ALIVE by Granny Annie

This was a perfect day to leave my cottage after being in quarantine. A nice walk would be bliss. It was just a small hill but a place of beauty covered by mosses. My heart demanded that I make the climb. Wearing my good Wellington Boots, the journey began.

It was a joy to view the sedge in bloom. There were horses being exercised on the heath. They seemed to be involved in a race.

I loved to view the murmuration taking place above me. The birds created art of their own.I was concentrating on the starlings and I failed to see the fissure in my path. My boots got caught in the split earth I could not get my foot out of the boot. It had twisted and latched on. It would surely take the strength of Ajax to free me. The sky was darkening and the weather would soon turn much colder. I was glad the hedge wall nearby created a windbreak that would keep me from freezing.

I could hear the thresh of wheat and called loudly for the workers. Hopefully they would come and free me from this dilemma. I tore at the boot and could not pull my foot out. Suddenly I was inspired to speak to the hill and pat the soft dirt. “Please let me go” I begged. The earth slowly moved and opened wide to allow my release.

HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY - 01-25-2022

 

 

"You wouldn't worry so much about what others think of you if you knew how seldom they did."

 

Q. What do owls eat for breakfast? 

A. Woot-loops

Q. Why did the pencil stink?

A. Because it was a number 2.

sorry 

 

 

 

QUESTION OF THE WEEK - 01-24-2022

 What are your 3 favorite movies/tv series?

HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY - 01-18-2022

 

"There are not enough Indians in the world to beat the 7th Cavalry." 

~ George Armstrong Custer

 

 

QUESTION OF THE WEEK - 01-17-2022

If you are facing a criminal trial, would you select trial by judge or trial by jury?

WORDS FOR WEDNESDAY - 01-12-2022

 This month, the prompts are being provided by Hilary Melton-Butcher and are being posted by Elephant's Child.     

Chrome Yellow, Shell, Experience, Art, Toxic,Coincidence

and/or

Frost, Turnip, Bevy,  Jaunt, Map, Daffodil

LOVED THE RAKE by Granny Annie

Define someone who is a “Rake”

A rake is a lovable scoundrel. There's a wide spectrum of rakes. Usually, a rake is someone who has lots of experience with women and finds a number of relationships an art.

How was I to know this handsome fellow was first attracted to my shiny, chrome yellow '56 Studebaker? To me it was just a shell to get around in. I never dreamed my car's appeal would turn into a toxic coincidence. He did not own a car so I was his transportation, plus I loaned him my Studebaker often, never dreaming who he was visiting.

I named my car Daffodil and Rake and I had many a bevy of fun times during every jaunt. This car did not have a radio so Rake would charm me with his beautiful singing voice. Without GPS in those days, we had to rely on a map to take us new places. Yes once we even ended up stuck in a turnip patch. It was all good until one of his many girlfriends came knocking on Daffodil's windows that were covered with frost demanding to know who I was.

THE END?

Nope, I believed every explanation and married Rake. Though he was a scoundrel, he gave me two wonderful children and no regrets.

HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY - 01-11-2022

 

Always glad to join Sandee's Comedy Plus 

Happy Tuesday Blog Hop..

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby New Year.

 My resolution was to read more, so I put the subtitles on my TV.

 Q: What did Adam say to Eve on December 31?
A: It’s New Year’s, Eve.

 Nicole of DVArtist and I will be linking together on our 29 Faces for February.  Stay tuned.  Here is one little sketch of mine started.

QUESTION OF THE WEEK - 01-10-2022

 Would you rather live for a week in the past or the future?

NEW YEAR BIRDS

 2022 NEW YEAR BIRDS

I have barn cats and have not been able to put out feeders for the birds.  While my kids were here they put up a fence outside for their dogs.  Then they added a small fence around my propane tank and a tree.  The put up feeders and I loved watching the birds.  When my kids left they took their feeders and I was so sad watching the birds appear looking for the food.  Since it was a well enclosed area, I bought my own feeder and keep it filled.  It is such a joy to watch the beautiful birds out my kitchen window and have yet to see a cat go in the area.

 

HAPPY FUNNY NEW YEAR TUESDAY - 01-04-2022

 HAPPY FUNNY NEW YEAR TUESDAY - 01-04-2022

 

Old New Years quotes

"If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts."

"Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused." ~ anonymous

"Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right." ~Oprah Winfrey

"A dog's New Year's Resolution: I will not chase that stick unless I actually see it leave his hand." ~ Unknown

"New Year's Eve: Where auld acquaintance be forgot...Unless, of course, those tests come back positive." ~Jay Leno

"New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions." ~ Mark Twain

"New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time." ~ James Agate

"An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves." ~ Bill Vaughan

"New Year's Day now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual." ~ Mark Twain

"May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!" ~ Joey Adams

PLUS WHAT I WAS DOING ON NEW YEARS DAY

Beth and Joe wedding

 

Watching my son give my granddaughter away.  A beautiful day.