Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?Can fat people go skinny-dipping?Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?What's another word for thesaurus?Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
All great questions. I would love to see the answers. Well done as always. You always make me laugh out loud.
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OMG I'm laughing at a lot of these. Great post!
ReplyDeleteSo, in my misguided youth I snuck into a swimming pool in the middle of the night. My "big boned" friend was already there and swimming in the buff. I asked, "Are you skinny dipping?" He turned, full frontal nudity to me and said rather proudly, "No, I'm fat splashing." I peed myself I was laughing so hard.
ReplyDeleteGreat bunch of funnies. Kansas City has lots of trees of some hills, so we have lots of deer crossing signs. Nope, never seen a deer crossing by the sign Lindas in Kansas
ReplyDeleteHeeheehee! The first one, I read the answer years ago. Teflon does stick to Teflon, so they make the surface of the pan they want to coat very gritty, and coat it several times, letting it dry between. It's quite interesting to read about.
ReplyDeleteGreat questions that make you think as well as laugh.
ReplyDeleteThese are the burning questions of our time!
ReplyDeleteI believe they call these an oxymoron:)
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