Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
-- Macbeth, Act 5, Scene 5
Hahahahaha, one pepperoni and the rash are my faves!
ReplyDeleteThe pizza one made me spew my coffee. Women in public. I so remember my mother dressed to the nines to go to the grocery store.
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The women in public- I would never go to the store in my pyjamas, though I don't go to the other extreme either. The "omelette" looks delicious.
ReplyDeleteHeeheehee! Never fall asleep at the wheel.
ReplyDeleteThat first one blows my mind. I love it. Thanks for posting that.
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