Lexophile describes those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish," or "To write with a broken pencil is pointless" An annual competition is held each year to see who can create the best original lexophile.
This year's winning submission is posted at the very end.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
When chemists die, they barium.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
A will is a dead giveaway.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
Acupuncture is a jab well done - that's the point of it.
Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.
OMG, Groaners from start to finish!
ReplyDeleteLol ~ fun post ~ hugs,
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clm ~ A ShutterBug Explores,
aka (A Creative Harbor)
These puns are wonderfully clever and make for a delightful read! Each joke is a testament to the art of wordplay, showcasing how a simple twist on language can create humor and charm. Thanks for sharing these delightful quips—they’re sure to bring smiles and laughs all around! Thanks.
ReplyDeleteI love all of these. Such a fun play on words.
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Very clever. And I do like the last.
ReplyDeleteThat's a great bunch!!
ReplyDeleteLolol...
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Donna