SUNDAY TALKING...

EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER  

Number 8

Life is sexually transmitted.

 

Number 7

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

 

Number 6

Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see a gleam in his eyes, do some baking .

 

Number 5

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a Day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years

 

Number 4

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,

Lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.

 

Number 3

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

 

Number 2

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world Weird.

Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to Make it normal.

 

And the number 1 thought?

Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--

What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

 

 Found these thoughts on an old page and thought I would share.  Author is anonymous...