Monk who claims he saw the face of Jesus in his tub of margarine said, “I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.”
Friend: What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever done?
Me: Awfully bold of you to assume I’ve peaked.
Me: I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present.
Cop: You ARE a lawyer.
Me: So where’s my present?!
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ReplyDeleteLove the pre-rinse cycle.
ReplyDeleteD'oh!!!!
ReplyDeleteLolol...they All were funny!
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Donna