My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any.
I failed math so many times at school, I can’t even count.
I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.
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Lolol...the chicken one...truth!
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Donna
Thanks for my early morning (Wednesday) smiles.
ReplyDeleteThose are all good, I like that last one too!
ReplyDeleteI laughed at the shells!
ReplyDeleteI feel sorry for the tooth fairy.
ReplyDeleteGiggles-- Oh heck, hearty out-loud laughs!!
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