Join in every Tuesday. This is hosted by Sandee of Comedy Plus.
Today I got gas for $1.57. Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell.
Police have confirmed that the man who fell from the roof of a nightclub and died was not a bouncer.
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player That struts and frets his hour upon the stage And then is heard no more: it is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. -- Macbeth, Act 5, Scene 5
Join in every Tuesday. This is hosted by Sandee of Comedy Plus.
Today I got gas for $1.57. Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell.
Police have confirmed that the man who fell from the roof of a nightclub and died was not a bouncer.
I always love reading your Tuesday Funnies!
ReplyDeleteLoved them all but how true - the one about falling - if you are young it is funny - old not so funny!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs!
ReplyDeleteLove them all, but the older brother one is my favorite. That's one smart mom.
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Have a fabulous Happy Tuesday. ♥
I like the one where the kids rode five miles and did all that stuff.
ReplyDeleteVery funny 😁
ReplyDeleteHahaa...loving the last one...bull in China shop...lol
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Donna