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Tuesday, July 05, 2022

HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY - 07-05-2022

  

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 Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, 'Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?' Bob replies, 'Girlfriend? She's my wife!' They are knocked over, but continue to ask. 'So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?' 'I lied about my age', Bob replies. 'What, did you tell her you were only 50?'

Bob smiles and says, 'No, I told her I was 90.'

 









 


10 comments:

  1. Love them all, but the lick the bowl in the bathroom made me howl.

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  2. The swimsuit one has more than a ring of truth to it!

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  3. These were all chucklers. Found the survival tip useful:)

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  4. Haha!!! I wondered about the wealthy man's age, too. I guess she was hoping he would die on their wedding night!

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  5. Thanks for these!
    By the way on the banana cake
    Ignore the 5 hrs just a regular cake! Buttermilk is easy to make just mix a tbs of white vinegar with a c of milk stir and wait 5-7 mins till the milk 'sours'

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  6. Thanks for the smiles - though the second is very, very true here.

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  7. Oh yea, lick the bowl is priceless!

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  8. The Boss and the Burglar is very subtle - like that one a lot

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  9. As always, thanks for the smiles!!

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  10. Haha lots laughs here, thanks! I used to wonder why he had such a small body too. :D

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