"Money can't buy everything... but then again neither can no money."
"We were sooooooo poor... we would eat beans for breakfast, water for lunch, then we'd swell up for dinner."
"My parents were soooooo poor, they got married for the rice."
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Love all the funnies, but the last one made me laugh out loud. Yikes.
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I'm with Sandee. The last one made me laugh out loud also.
ReplyDeleteI don't get the last one?
ReplyDeleteEnjoyed them all but the "no money" was a new take for me on what money can't buy:))
ReplyDeleteThanks for the smiles.
ReplyDeleteIt always amazes me how many people don't know what soylent green is. Great funnies.
ReplyDeleteThose were terrific, I do remember Soylent Green!
ReplyDeleteThese are the best. Although I choked a laugh on two, they were all very funny. Do you have a library of comic books somewhere?
ReplyDeleteSoylent Green strikes again. I wonder if the "hot" sausage is made of fiery redheads?
ReplyDeleteThe guitar one is very good…I might ‘borrow’ it for use elsewhere
ReplyDeleteI like that last one. Too bad for those people under 40 probably won't get it.
ReplyDeleteThank you for sharing these, Annie. It gave me a smile and laugh today as I recover from jet lag.
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