"People are always asking me how much I'm worth. Well, all I can say is, I've got enough money to last me the rest of my life. As long as I die in the next 20 minutes." - George Burns
"We were soooooo poor, we went to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick the other kid's fingers."
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
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Love all the funnies and the dog and cat one with the old man cracked me up. It's hard to get up sometimes.
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I especially love the truth of the last one!
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ReplyDeleteThe last is sooooo true.
ReplyDeleteLoved them all and have always been a fan of George Burns.
ReplyDeleteThose were terrific, yes to more tackle boxes!
ReplyDeleteHeeheehee! Yep, we had that meeting with the financial advisor today, and as long as we don't last long, we've got plenty...
ReplyDeleteThose are the sorriest looking tacos I have ever seen.
ReplyDeleteI agree about the tackle boxes.
Ah yes, several of those point out how technology has truly change how we see and use the world.
ReplyDeleteHa ha good ones for sure. Have a great day.
ReplyDeleteA few good homegrown words of wisdom there! :)
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ReplyDeleteI definitely agree with that last meme!
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