One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a person gain 5 lbs.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends..
Amazing! You hang something in your closet, for a while, and it shrinks 2 sizes!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like...'You know sometimes I forget to eat!' .....Now, I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat..
I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day!
Love all the funnies and I just set up my Happy Tuesday post for July 6 and it's about food and exercise. We're on the same page.
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Have a fabulous Happy Tuesday. ♥
Fun as always. The last one however made me think. Providing you aren't caught till after you get the money. Similar amount of money, lot less time spent along with free rent, food and medical for 10 years? No brainer:)
ReplyDeleteSmiling broadly. thank you.
ReplyDeleteThese were amusing. I am thinking about the financial advice.
ReplyDeleteOMG I am cracking up. Yeah that is my perfect day as well. Thanks for the laughs.
ReplyDeleteThose were all really good ones!
ReplyDeleteHeeheehee! World peas, love it.
ReplyDeleteOut in ten years? Just don't forget where you stashed the loot and hope no one has built a concrete freeway or housing development over it.
ReplyDeleteFabulous! I especially loved the bears and Descarte. ♥
ReplyDeleteI liked the last one, but the one about no dumping really made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the smiles, Annie.
ReplyDeleteI'm running way behind catching up on blogs....sorry! :)