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Tuesday, May 04, 2021

HAPPY TUESDAY TIME 05-04-2021

 

Want to hear a roof joke? The first one's on the house.

 Why don't koalas count as bears? They don't have the right koalafications.

 A cement mixer and a prison bus crashed on the highway. Police advise citizens to look out for a group of hardened criminals.

Some people eat snails. They must not like fast food.

 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

 






 


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11 comments:

  1. Love them all, but the reflective tape and dead man walkin' are my favorites. Thanks for the laughs.

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    1. I like those two as well but the third burial option is pretty funny.

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  2. Oh Grannie.......reflective tape? OMG, falling out of my chair on that one. All are funny, but reflective tape?

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  3. Those were all good, really good!

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  4. These re all great!!!!

    The Florida Furkids

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  5. Thank you for my early morning smiles. Definitely dead man walking. And shortly running...

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  6. I lost it on the hearse pulling a wood chipper. Think I'll pass.
    Thanks for the grins. And yes, I see both the goat and the bird.

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  7. Heeheehee! Thank you, i needed that.

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  8. I love that goat/bird one

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  9. A hearse and the wood chipper--- reminds me of the ending of "Fargo". Lots of laughs from these today!

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  10. Haaa ha ha ha. I love dead man walking.

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