If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to the Warm weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!! THIS IS A SCAM!! They only want to see you dance naked.I wish I'd gotten this yesterday.. I feel so stupid.
"Money can't buy everything... but then again neither can no money."
"We were sooooooo poor... we would eat beans for breakfast, water for lunch, then we'd swell up for dinner."
"My parents were soooooo poor, they got married for the rice."