Frankie and Slim

Frankie and Slim
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Tuesday, May 18, 2021

HAPPY TUESDAY BLOG HOP

 

 

 ONE LINERS

I phoned the local ramblers club today, but the bloke who answered just went on and on.

I was reading this book today, 'The History Of Glue.' I couldn't put it down.

I was stealing things in the supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires.  I was charged with shoplifting on two counts.

 I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said, 'Analogue.' I said, 'No, just a watch.'

 








This has been a Happy TuesdayBlog Hop! THANKS SANDEE

 






13 comments:

  1. Those were funny and I like that diet plan...ouch!

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  2. Bwahahahahahahaha. I love them all. A most happy post.

    Thank you for joining the Happy Tuesday Blog Hop.

    Have a fabulous Happy Tuesday. ♥

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  3. Thank you for a rainy day pick me up. Still smiling. The voodoo weenie dog got me.

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  4. I always look forward to your Tuesday posts, but I have learned to keep my coffee at a distance when reading these!

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  5. this is always a pleasure to read.

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  6. The one liners were clever - and fun. Thank you.

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  7. Thanks for the laughs. That new diet program looks scary.

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  8. Those gave me major chuckles! Especially 2 counts and Deniro Defaro! My kind of humor! I also noticed your quote in the header. I loved reading MacBeth - actually one of only 4 plays by Shakespeare that I like. It also reminded me of reading Faulkner's The Sound and the Fury when I was in school. I may need to reread it!

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  9. It a happy and fun post. Have a happy week.

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  10. Great stuff. Thank you. x

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