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Tuesday, April 20, 2021

HAPPY TUESDAY FUNNY TUESDAY

 

“My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.”
—Rose (Betty White), The Golden Girls

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
—Jack Handey

“When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.”
—Erma Bombeck
 

 


 









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15 comments:

  1. Love all the quotes and all the funnies. My favorite is the wishing well. I laughed out loud.

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  2. These are too funny! We're MOL!

    The Florida Furkids

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  3. Those were all good, especially taht last one!

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  4. These were all REALLY funny. Thanks for the giggles.

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  5. The wishing well and the last are both true - and we have to laugh or we will cry.

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  6. Ditto what Elephant's Child said!

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  7. Happy Tuesday!! These are all just too funny. The skunk one and chicken buying the eggs are our favorites. Thanks for sharing. Have a beautiful rest of your week.
    World of Animals Bensalem

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  8. Great bunch of funnies. I especially like the dog that ate the magnets. :)

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  9. Heeheehee! Excellent.

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  10. Hello Annie. I see you had a visit from ‘James’....he called on me and I showed him the door (or should I say put him in the bin). Here’s hoping he gets the message and stay away from us all!
    Anyway I loved your funnies - you come up with some good ones each week. If you look at history that last one is so so true.

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  11. Sadly, that wishing well one has the ring of truth around it. Delete that spammer. I went through old comments this morning and found him in there at least half a dozen times, deleted them all.

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  12. Good quotes and thank you for the funnies. Have a great day and stay safe.

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  13. Thanks--- delightful stuff, especially that last one. Don't forget to mark that bozo as spam!

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  14. Hahahahaha! Great! :)

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  15. I got James. Marked him as spam and he is gone. Hope he gets the message from all of us.

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