"You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?"
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.
Love all the funnies and that last one made me go ewwwwwwwww. What a surprise that's going to be.
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DeleteIt is early Wednesday here, but these are a great start to my day. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteI like posting them to start my day.
DeleteA good chuckle. I will have to send the "good mother" one to my daughter, Amy.
ReplyDeleteBe sure and call her Susan.
DeleteThanks for the ticklers. I have always wondered that about black boxes--really.
ReplyDeleteGotta tell you they are all terrific and we loved them all, but the Rock'n Roll Bands one! Purrfect! Mom laughed so hard, that coffee came out her nose, have a marvellously Happy Day!
ReplyDeleteOMG! That last one, ha ha.
ReplyDeleteGreat!!
ReplyDeleteHaha I sure needed a good laugh. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteSOme good laughs there. Just what we need! Thank you. x
ReplyDeleteHeeheehee!
ReplyDeleteLOL! I especially liked that last one. Oh my!
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