Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
-- Macbeth, Act 5, Scene 5
That was priceless. Only one I can think of was when I answered the questions put, I thought to me, from the next stall in the bathroom but it turns out she was on her cell phone.
As you know, I work for a guv'ment entity, so there is a bit of a double standard that comes into play from time to time. A few years ago, I was walking down the hallway when I caught a snippet of a complaint that one co-worker was making to another. She happened to mention something about a "slave plantation mentality". Suffice to say, I kept right on walking.
"you can't beat Greece in the summer, but I'm going to the mountains in Italy this year." Then the lights changed and people surged across the road and I lost the rest of that conversation.
Well - at like midnight in Boston, this guy on a cell phone yelling, "If I leave the coochie coochie, it's gonna be because I want to! Not because of you!"
Overheard in a public restroom in the next stall: "Corn! When did I eat corn?"
ReplyDeleteLOL!
DeleteI sure can't top that one, LOL!
DeleteOh my goodness, I will have to think about that, or keep my ears open the next couple of days.
ReplyDeleteThat was priceless. Only one I can think of was when I answered the questions put, I thought to me, from the next stall in the bathroom but it turns out she was on her cell phone.
ReplyDelete'This was the third phone I dropped in the toilet'. Overhead in the grocery store.
ReplyDeleteThat was funny!
ReplyDelete"And then I realized I wasn't wearing underwear." over heard on a bus back in my younger days.
ReplyDeleteOne I just heard between my two furry mates, Remy and Shama...but I can't repeat it because it was confidential. :)
ReplyDeleteAs you know, I work for a guv'ment entity, so there is a bit of a double standard that comes into play from time to time. A few years ago, I was walking down the hallway when I caught a snippet of a complaint that one co-worker was making to another. She happened to mention something about a "slave plantation mentality". Suffice to say, I kept right on walking.
ReplyDelete"you can't beat Greece in the summer, but I'm going to the mountains in Italy this year."
ReplyDeleteThen the lights changed and people surged across the road and I lost the rest of that conversation.
Women getting on an elevator together and talking about a coworker, "...just because they make it in your size..."
ReplyDeletelol
ReplyDeleteRead this the other day, n still can't think of a good one! Ill be back if I do-
Well - at like midnight in Boston, this guy on a cell phone yelling, "If I leave the coochie coochie, it's gonna be because I want to! Not because of you!"
ReplyDelete"I said I'm constipated, not confused!". :D
ReplyDeleteRK, lol!
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