Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
-- Macbeth, Act 5, Scene 5
Frankie and Slim
Happy New Year
Friday, June 23, 2017
FRIDAY FUNNIES 6-23-17
My son had a busy week so I had to rely on other relatives for this week's funnies.
I stood on my head, then laughed as I drive a stick shift now and should have seen it. What threw me is I live in the mountains and rarely use 5th gear.
They were all funny, but my favorite was the cereal killer. I learned to drive on an automatic transmission, but when I worked at a sub shop, there was a delivery car with a manual transmission that I learned to drive. Believe me, I definitely prefer an automatic.
I would never have gotten that answer....I've never driven a manual transmission vehicle.
ReplyDeleteAlso I had to stand on my head to read it lol.
DeleteMy first husband had a 1956 Jaguar and I never learned to drive it properly. I could not guess the answer to the quiz either.
DeleteThe last one got me. And I drove one for years. Do they still even make standard transmissions?
ReplyDeleteYes and my grandson owns one.
Deletei have a 2006 HHR with a "woody: look and i love standard
DeleteI don't drive so of course I didn't get that last one. Thanks for the laughs. Cereal killer!
ReplyDeleteI liked the cereal killer too.
DeleteI didn't get the goat one at first. :)
ReplyDeleteIt was kind of sad when you did get it wasn't it?
DeleteI stood on my head, then laughed as I drive a stick shift now and should have seen it. What threw me is I live in the mountains and rarely use 5th gear.
ReplyDeleteI guess you can assure Olga that they still make standard transmissions.
DeleteSome gems today. Wincing at the mountain goat, and loving the cereal killer.
ReplyDeleteGlad you liked them. Yes wincing at the mountain goat for sure.
DeleteLove them all but the mountain is so Gary Larson
ReplyDeleteI will never understand why Gary Larson quit drawing cartoons. Love his work.
DeleteOopps at the poor mountain goat - loved the two ladies discussing their joints. Can just imagine that even in well dressed circles!
ReplyDeleteProbably more common in high society than we know.
Deletetoo good :)
ReplyDeleteThanks ashok. Wonder what you liked best.
DeleteI knew what the last one was right away, does that date me?
ReplyDeleteIt would date you if you ONLY had manual transmissions available when you started driving.
DeleteLove them all!
ReplyDeleteLoved them all, especially the cereal killer.
ReplyDeleteAll the best Jan
They were all funny, but my favorite was the cereal killer. I learned to drive on an automatic transmission, but when I worked at a sub shop, there was a delivery car with a manual transmission that I learned to drive. Believe me, I definitely prefer an automatic.
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