Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
-- Macbeth, Act 5, Scene 5
I don't think that new diet program would work to well. I have several long-handled implements that could swipe that food sideways onto a plate and the utensil could sit in the trap while I ate.
The last one is a winner.
ReplyDeleteI loved that fish one, I just sent it to my friends and family. Thanks for posting it. I'd never seen it before right now.
ReplyDeleteA break dancing goldfish is the best one I've heard all month.
ReplyDeleteThese are all good and I have never seen any of them before...which makes me happy.
ReplyDeleteAll new to me and cute but really loved the selfies in the red sea and the tire gauge.
ReplyDeleteLovely to see you post.
ReplyDeleteAnd thank you for the smiles.
And a happy weekend to you!
ReplyDeleteTGIF! Thank you for the funnies...I need them right now.
ReplyDeleteA great selection of fun!
ReplyDeleteThank you.
All the best Jan
They are really funny! Thanks x
ReplyDeleteI don't think that new diet program would work to well. I have several long-handled implements that could swipe that food sideways onto a plate and the utensil could sit in the trap while I ate.
ReplyDeletePoor Goldfish!
ReplyDeleteAnd doesn't that last one sum up our life today? Well not mine as I don't have a phone.
Yep I laughed at these when I saw them , but not at not being able to comment. The bird one makes you head for the bathroom!
ReplyDeleteI am a little behind, but these were really funny!
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