Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
-- Macbeth, Act 5, Scene 5
I always love your Happy Tuesday posts. You made me say yes on many and I laughed out loud more than once. You're right, I don't care what you have for breakfast.
Well for myself I have a $65.00 phone. I refuse to pay what is a total rip off from the phone companies. As you know I really dislike the cell phone. Some of these funnies had me falling out of my chair. LOL Goods ones for sure.
I certainly don't have an $800 phone, I have a freebie handed down when my daughter upgraded, but her new phone also wasn't $800. We don't have food stamps in Australia, people get enough to live on via government allowances, but sadly, more than a few spend on drink, drugs and cigarettes before they think about food. So there was "a trial" in some areas where this was much more common, the people received cards with credit amounts that could only be used for food. For some, that was okay, others bought food and sold it for cash to buy drink etc, so I think the trial was discontinued.
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Lots of wisdom and quite a few LOLs here too!
ReplyDeleteI always love your Happy Tuesday posts. You made me say yes on many and I laughed out loud more than once. You're right, I don't care what you have for breakfast.
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Have a fabulous Happy Tuesday. ♥
Well for myself I have a $65.00 phone. I refuse to pay what is a total rip off from the phone companies. As you know I really dislike the cell phone. Some of these funnies had me falling out of my chair. LOL Goods ones for sure.
ReplyDeleteI certainly don't have an $800 phone, I have a freebie handed down when my daughter upgraded, but her new phone also wasn't $800. We don't have food stamps in Australia, people get enough to live on via government allowances, but sadly, more than a few spend on drink, drugs and cigarettes before they think about food. So there was "a trial" in some areas where this was much more common, the people received cards with credit amounts that could only be used for food. For some, that was okay, others bought food and sold it for cash to buy drink etc, so I think the trial was discontinued.
ReplyDeleteHeeheehee! Especially the last one.
ReplyDeleteGreat collection!
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