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Tuesday, November 25, 2025

HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY...11-25-2025

 *-- That's Irony For Ya! --*

I bet I could quit gambling.
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
It's not my fault I don't take responsibility for my actions.
As I said before, I'll only say this once.
This statement is false.
Don't you hate rhetorical questions?
God, I want patience, and I WANT IT NOW!
Sorry, I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference!
The creation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
I can resist everything except temptation.
I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
Never believe generalizations.
Avoid alliterations always.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
Thank God I'm an atheist.
Just say NO to negativity.

6 comments:

  1. There's some real GROANERS here, lol!

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  2. I love them all. Well done.

    Thank you for joining the Happy Tuesday Blog Hop.

    Have a fabulous Happy Tuesday. ♥

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  3. Oh you are just too cool with this. Have a great day.

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  4. Thank you so much for the smiles!

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  5. 😂😂Thanks for these.

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