Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
-- Macbeth, Act 5, Scene 5
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"Not haunted" and "does not apply to children" are my faves!
ReplyDeleteLove them all, but the not haunted one made me laugh out loud. I want to know more about that house.
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I wonder if "Not Haunted" is the best selling point? Fun stuff, thanks.
ReplyDelete"Pull your pants up" needs to be posted everywhere. I'm fed up with seeing not only underwear, but bare bums half exposed. On grown men!
ReplyDeletelololololol. Very fun collection of funnies.
ReplyDeleteHaving to say that something isn't made out of the title is so spot on in today's world.
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