Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
-- Macbeth, Act 5, Scene 5
Good memes! My fave is the revenge tactic of the scrambled eggs.
ReplyDeleteThe car and scrambled eggs made me spew coffee.
ReplyDeleteLove the first one the best. I spewed my water all over my desk.
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Have a fabulous Happy Tuesday. ♥
Thanks for the smiles - and a couple of winces.
ReplyDeleteRemaining sane is a good thing, and harder these days.
ReplyDeleteOh these are too funny. I needed a good laugh.
ReplyDeleteJohn came fifth and won a toaster, ha ha.
ReplyDeleteSo funny love the apple one
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