Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
-- Macbeth, Act 5, Scene 5
These are so good! I like the nut at the steering wheel - and the one about being in my own world!
ReplyDeleteToo funny and I love that migrant caravan!
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahaha. Love them all, but that first one made me spew my coffee.
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Very funny 😁
ReplyDeleteGood ones
ReplyDeleteThanks for the smiles. I particularly like the popcorn kernels.
ReplyDeleteGotta remember that popcorn trick! Linda in Kansas
ReplyDeleteHeeheehee! Thanks for the laughs, I appreciate it.
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