A man was driving home, drunk as a skunk. Suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another.
A cop car pulls him over, so he tells the cop about all the trees in the road.
The cop says, "That's your air freshener swinging about!"
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I enjoy laughter. I like all of them but the Mt. Rushmore was cute.
ReplyDeleteI love Mount Rushmore too. Somebody was very clever to come up with that.
DeleteLove them all. My two favorites is Mount Rushmore and the guy not going to turn his head. I laughed out loud.
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I could just see the guy sweating who was warned not to turn his head.
DeleteWonderful lol out loud post ~ all of them ~ Of course, love the dog one ~ LOL ~
ReplyDeleteWishing you good health, laughter and love in your days,
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That's just one of the many lessons we can learn from dogs isn't isn't it?
DeleteThanks for the smiles. I need to be more dog.
ReplyDeleteIf only we could all be more dog.
DeleteHeeheehee! Embrace your mistakes, that's great, i'm sending that to some people i know who will laugh and laugh.
ReplyDeleteHe really set himself up for that
DeleteThese were really funny-Rushmore was an LOL knee slapper but the rest all had me giggling. Supermarket was a little close to real. Thanks for the fun break.
ReplyDeleteThat supermarket one really made me think. Just pull the battle on that plastic.
DeleteOh that plastic one! Here they won't give you a plastic bag either, but they will sell you one!
ReplyDeleteI have never been charged for a grocery bag but when I was in LA they charged ten cents for a bag to carry two lemons. Carried those out by hand and saved a dime.
DeleteYou found some really LOL belly bouncers this week! Love the "dead man".
ReplyDeleteThat "dead man" was my husband occasionally.
DeleteLol !
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed.
DeleteHaha yep the supermarket one is me. :D
ReplyDeleteI just went to the grocery store today. What an exciting outing...NOT.
DeleteThese all made me laugh except the last one -- too true to be funny!
ReplyDeleteThat is so right. All about plastic but be sure and get a paper bag.
DeleteThanks for the smiles, Annie. :)
ReplyDeleteMy husband is going to love that dog.
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