Snort, snort...
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
These are great thanks for the morning cheer!
ReplyDeleteGlad to put a smile on your face.
Delete"optical Aleutian??" That was the best pun. Ever!!
ReplyDeleteThis one cracked me up as well.
DeleteThanks for the smiles. I agree with Andree.
ReplyDeleteI have a friend who is the queen of puns and love finding good ones.
DeleteThese were all great but think since I have so many hard of hearing friends--death cracked me up.
ReplyDeleteThat one got me too Patti. Especially since my children tell me how "death" I am. LOL
DeleteThank you for the chuckles, Annie.
ReplyDeleteHappy you could enjoy them Kay.
ReplyDeleteDon't eat anything, fatty! needs to be said to me!
ReplyDeletehaha so much fun to be here friend !
ReplyDeleteblessings