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"A fellow reached for his liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of white-out. He woke the next morning with a huge correction."
Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.
"Regarding apathy, I have no opinion."
Love them all and laughed out loud more than once, but my hands down favorite is: "My minds thinks I'm 25. My body thinks I'm an idiot."
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These are great!
ReplyDeleteAll were great per usual but Autocorrect gave me the giggles.
ReplyDeleteThose were good, love the chicken combo!
ReplyDeleteLoved the autocorrect one. He got his just desserts.
ReplyDeleteDon't you mean his just deserts? ;)
DeleteSome wine that ages longer is better taking.
ReplyDeleteCoffee is on and stay safe
Heeheehee! Yep, my body thinks i'm an idiot, too.
ReplyDeleteThank you for the Tuesday chuckles, Annie. Actually, my brain knows my body can't do it. My body always lets my brain know every day.
ReplyDeleteGood luck with Facebook even trying to find my brain.
ReplyDeleteYou have outdone yourself!
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