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During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the minister with an unusual offer.
"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that part out."
He passed the minister the cash and walked away satisfied. The wedding day arrives, and the bride and groom have moved to that part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged.
When it comes time for the groom's vows, the minister looks the young man in the eye and says, "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"
The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes." The groom leaned toward the minister and hissed, "I thought we had a deal." The minister put the $100 into his hand and whispered back, "She made me a much better offer."
I like them all, but I just cannot stopgiggling about the dog noses.
ReplyDeleteThanks for my morning chuckle!
ReplyDeleteLove the joke. Brilliant. My favorite funny is the credit card one. So true.
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Always love these little escapes into giggles. The dog noses has me looking at Callie right now. Yep.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the smiles. I will never look at dog's noses quite so complacently again.
ReplyDeleteThose were cute, love those dog noses!
ReplyDeleteBetter offer -- heeheehee! Thank you, these were all fun.
ReplyDeleteI have a feeling that marriage is not going to go well. Those dog noses are creepy.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the smiles, Annie. :)
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